"Honored Clouds, I do revere you;
let me answer your thunder by breaking wind.
That's how scared you've
made me, that's how terrified!"
—Aristophanes, The Clouds
|After Aristophanes blew the lid off flatulence jokes in 423 BC, the concept of breaking wind became a popular motif in Western literary classics. Aristophanes died in 386 BC, but his protege Bespokes commissioned a 100% polyester pullover jacket with Jersey lining and mesh insets for added breathability. He dubbed the weather-repelling tunic a "windbreaker" in honor of his teacher. Our modern version mimics the Ancient Greek original, while boasting a rib-knit V-neck collar with Raglan sleeves and articulated elbows for greater mobility. The half elastic cuffs reduce harsh abrasion for repetitive trombone-slide operation on kickoffs and dogfight refrains. A left-side seam zipper enables easy on/ off doffability for impromptu endzone celebrations. Side pockets hold lip balm, wadded-up SpiriSheets and half-full bottles of valve oil.
Tall Sizes have 2-inch longer sleeves and body lengths
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